lmfaooo I literally muted him, send that shit to your group chat 😭😅

its the fact that shes upset about her situation as if she was exempt from the rules. My bestfriend is a CO and he said they tell you 3 million times during training AND they tell you about the sex offender charge.

My iced coffee is 3 shots of espresso plus a protein shake. Hot coffee, I just do a splash.

I know, but I genuinely needed a release and I don’t see myself being active.

I think I wanna go to an Amsterdam show.

wifey didn’t like to receive oral, she enjoy butt plugs and to be strapped. But idk what I was thinking, no real dick for the rest of my life ? I must’ve felt like I was in love

I’m just trying to enjoy my 20s

okay you’re probably gonna be my favorite 😭

nobody is telling you you’re toxic bc of this…. If they’re calling you toxic, you did more than just “ let them do them” .

lmao what are the signs?! omg that’s probably why my father was pissed

no seriously lol . It’s the getting married for me. why would I do that? 😭

I think the affair with a man is what takes the cake. Why marry the woman if I knew I still enjoyed pipe.

CRYING 😭😭😭😭

yea she’s 35 I’m 27

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you funny as fuck.

just trying to figure out how to get the divorce.

love it ✨

yes Miss fine!

Intergalactic? You be doing shrooms or something? 😭🫶🏽

got it

I’m sorry, but why is this something you gotta ask? You want a crush, have a crush

okay definitely following you! 🤣

im pretty open!

send more lol