Simone

@sparkle
18 posts
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
there’s a lady on tt crying about not being able to find a place to live because she’s a sex offender. mind you, she’s a sex offender because she was having sex with inmates as a CO. So the lady gets pregnant (not by inmate), thinking it’s a loophole to obtain different living conditions; why they bout to take the baby from her?

chile, anyways. have yall tried using a splash of protein shake as a replacement for creamer?
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
no need to reconcile our differences ✨
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
so 😅 just to be clear, if you’re in a relationship and you set a boundary that involves the opposite sex, that’s an insecurity? I’m trynna sum up the TL .
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
the option to delete your account doesn’t work 😐
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
does anybody like Drake? just seen where he said he’s going on tour in 2027, I got 1500 reserved for my ticket and ready for whatever, WHEREVER
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I love a lil mess . what’s tea?
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I plan on moving out in the next couple months . I plan on telling her when I move out 🤷🏽‍♀️ we don’t have anything together. My name not even on the lease. Divorce paperwork shouldn’t take that long idk. I’m just not in the mood or mindset to tell my father. He’s a very I told you so type of person .
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
last year I was in Philly for work, I started wearing a hijab to bag this fake serious Muslim man. That only took a month thoe. Pipe was mid. One night he grabbed me with too much force so I immediately let that nigga be. He beats women for sureee.
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
getting married to a woman is the craziest side quest I’ve ever been on. I definitely outdone myself this year.
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
trauma dumping on a spam account lowkey made me feel so much better. seriously. I haven’t even confided in my bestfriend about the affair or desire to end my marriage. and the few laughs were definitely needed .
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
my wife wants me to carry a child. she wants me to get inseminated at a donor bank. that’s one of the main reasons I want out. She sprung all of that on me after marriage.
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I know I want to end the marriage but my wife cries like fucking kerry washington and I don’t wanna deal with that or my father saying I told you so. I’m only 27, and I feel like I have time to fix my life 🤷🏽‍♀️
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
the man sweats my hair out every time and my wife’s tongue and strap just isn’t doing it for me. It feels nice but for forever? 🫩
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I met this man almost two months ago, he has managed to make me feel like I made a mistake. Things have moved extremely fast. Abortion fast. And long story short , i feel bad but it’s life? Every woman has had a lil lesbian love. I just shouldn’t have married the lady .
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I honestly made this account so I can vent about the affair I’m having. I married a woman (sweatpants and a courthouse, nothing crazy) and unfortunately I feel like being gay was a phase. Married for 4 months .
Simone @sparkle ·
Joe Budden Podcast
who should I be following? my TL is boring