PARDISON FONTAINE 🤤

What STD you got?

say less, do less. that’s okay with me 🙏🏾

#ToxicTuesday fart on that nigga face towel

#ToxicTuesday when you cook dinner, give that nigga the smallest cut of meat lmfao . give him a wing or drumstick while you eat the breast

#ToxicTuesday switch his deodorants out, same brand but aluminum free. niggaz don’t read.

#ToxicTuesday send flowers to his job, put a man’s name on the card.

#ToxicTuesday get a second remote, keep turning the tv during his shows and games.

#ToxicTuesday Fuck his barber

#ToxicTuesday cut the cheeks out his briefs

#ToxicTuesday cut the crotch outta all his jeans .

#ToxicTuesday put sugar in that nigga protein powder

#ToxicTuesday sprinkle itching powder in all that nigga drawls

This my favorite section in my phone.

Likewise! Notice you’ve never seen me playing in your notifications 🤣

This a FACT. That muhfuckin noggin on some of these niggaz? Deal breaker!

what’s your cashapp? @cass

does anybody watch Traitors??? I auditioned to be on this season 😭

IYKYK

this white man rounded the corner fast af and almost hit me with his cart. Not only did he not apologize but he stood there waiting for me to move. So I stood there and continued looking at the cup I wasn’t gonna buy. Then I watched as his dumb ass had to do a three point turn to get out the aisle. All he had to do was say excuse me .

sometimes I wish I was pregnant, 9 months no cycle??????? deal.

If I was a nigga, I’d take a bitch head off bout this right here 😭😅

that part! we making chicken stock from scratch… we making homemade cornbread for the base… these niggaz know nothing.

Dee the type of nigga that only eat chicken tenders and Dino nuggets. And if there’s no sweet baby rays he gonna starve himself

If you don’t like certain soul food, it’s bc your family can’t cook. I’m from Chicago I can’t relate .

DEE WUN IS ANTI BLACK!

what’s the difference between soul food and the food made on thanksgiving? All of the main sides are soul food…

soul food???? slow ass boi what are you talking about

yea you sound dumb as hell. but then again you are in Texas and when I was down there mfs was putting eggs in their dressing.

Lucky GAYe, you are 40 y/o with an afro mohawk, stfu talking about Aubrey, bitch.

with that being said, I hate a tart ass house or a mf cuttin on every light in the morning.

In the morning do you open windows and doors to let fresh air circulate in the house? do yall open blinds to let sunshine in?

I hate shower heads that aren’t detachable.

there were probably three songs I’d replay on westside whimsy 😅 one of them is Beach Boy; solely because she sang my name so beautifully 😭 other than that? beautiful gowns…

I also hate ugly scrambled eggs. why do they look like taco meat 🫥

I hate the fact that I’m considered a bad friend all because I don’t want to sit and listen to you complain about a nigga that nobody is forcing you to be with, especially when there’s no child involved.

I hate :
-scary drivers.
-double calling me when I sent you to vm the first time.
-men with dangling earrings.
-cotton candy flavored anything.
-ppl with no manners
-people who pander to blacks (KH) , blacks who give into the pandering.
-ppl who have a gap between every tooth yet plaque has still built up and now is closing said gaps.
-free bleeders.
-mfs who snore like bears/ men who sleep too deep.
-free form locs.
-seeing the crack of a niggaz ass.
-constant burping or farting
-online classes
-ppl who don’t listen to comprehend

Chocolate?!

you’re a man with a septum piercing, makes sense.

telling my teacher I’m going to be late due to unstable internet when in reality I’m going to Starbucks

q u e e n ✨

over due for your lovin baybeh, I don’t want no one else 🎤😩🎶

Keith Lee and Ronnie named that baby Kardigan???

stare at a man and when he ask you what you looking at say “yo hairline always looked like that??”

having a man is so performative. leave me alone for the love of God!

him: when can I see you ?
me:

I’ve been sitting in my car for about 15 minutes and these same two cop cars hiding in the cut to catch ppl speeding 😭 we on ticket #7